Any second now, the Good Lord is gonna destroy the city of Port Charles with plagues of locusts, Port Charles hotel fires, Lassa fever, broken ELQ condoms and bad pickle relish. Why, you ask, shall the Creator of the Soap Universe unleash his heavenly wrath? Because Michael Corinthos (Chad Duell) is on top of his naked kinfolk today on General Hospital!
Across town, Shawn Butler (Sean Blakemore) is about to ask Sonny (Maurice Benard) if he can roll over his Corinthos Coffee 401K into an IRA, as he's quitting the mob game. Wait, so you can leave the mafia? Why didn't anyone ever tell Jason (Steve Burton)? Watch a sneak peek from the next episode of GH after the jump!