The moment we've all been waiting 2,000 years for is finally upon us. No, not the return of Jesus of Nazareth, the photographic debut of Kimye's brat! According to E!, Kanye West showed pictures of his and Kim Kardashian's baby—on the air—during a recent taping for the trial-run finale of Kris Jenner's daytime talk show, Kris.
Wait, so they aren't going to sell the images of the rugrat to the highest, glossy magazine bidder? Did the Kardashians go to see Wizard Ryan Seacrest and find a heart, while the Wicked Momager of the Wests was busy with her flying monkeys? I'll get you, my pretty Armenians!
I kid, I kid. I actually admire Jenner. Anyone who can turn a sex tape into a global brand, is a gal after my own self-promoting heart. It's just, I've been waiting for years to work The Wizard of Oz into a blog post.
West's appearance on Kris is slated for this Friday. Check your local listings for show times.