LIVE BLOG: The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

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Hello Everyone! Well, it's finally here. The 65th Annual Primetime Emmys are tonight and I will be live blogging the entire event. Showtime is at 8E/7C, so keep your eyes locked to Daytime Confidential for all the latest updates. Drop me a line in the comments on who you want to win, and your expectations for the night.

Aaaaaannnd Away We Go! We open wth a Neil Patrick Harris montage. He's prepared to binge watch the entire season of television in a room full of tv's a swivel chair. That's how I feel a lot of the time Neil, but I love it all. I like this opening. It's cute. Walter White asks Neil if he's ready, and it appears Neil is ready to roll.

We're finally onstage at the show and we see the crowd. Al Pacino looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. It makes me laugh. Neil jokes about watching American Horror Story: Asylum on his contact lenses. He's got great comedic timing.

Jimmy Kimmel interrupts Neil and tells him to go on. Well, Jimmy has jumped on stage and it looks like he wants his job from last year back. Jimmy cracks a joke on Jane Lynch and she comes out on stage. Sweet Mercy, it's a whole mess of comedians on stage now. Jimmy Fallon just appeared on stage and asked Neil to do a song and dance number. Before Jimmy can finish, Conan O'brian comes out to complain. He's hosted it before them. Flash to Kevin Spacey, and he's in full Frank Underwood from House of Cards mode talking into the camera. I'm eating this up! LOVE House of Cards!

Tina Fey and Amy Pohler start heckling Neil while eating popcorn and wearing 3D glasses. They want him to start twerking. He refuses and I'm dying laughing.

Amy Pohler and Tina Fey jump on stage to present:

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES

Tina and Amy make a crack about wanting to say more, but the show is already 25 minutes over. I love those ladies.

And The Emmy Goes To...

MERRITT WEVER for NURSE JACKIE

She seems surprised. Poor thing, I can see her shaking. She tries to say something but looks around and says "I gotta go, bye". I busted out laughing.

Neil is back on my screen. He declared Merritt Wever's speech as the best ever. It's pretty good.

LL COOL J and Malin Akerman present:

OUTSTANDING WRITING IN A COMEDY SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To....

TINA FEY and TRACEY WIGFIELD for 30 ROCK

Tracey and Tina jump up to accept the award. Tracey thanks the usuals. Tina takes the award away with a funny line. She starts thanking the usuals as well.

Neil brings out two sisters.

Emily and Zooey Deschanel present:

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

TONY HALE for VEEP

He looks like he's about to cry. Congrats to him.

It is SO obvious they are behind. I'm getting whiplash over here! Two upsets so far. Maybe it's a night of upsets. We shall see.

Robin Williams is looking rather dapper on stage right now. He's doing a special tribute for his late friend Jonathan Winters. I think Im going to like these special triubtes. They seem more personal, as it should be when we are remembering people.

Neil is chilling with the band right now.

Jon Hamm and Alec Baldwin present:

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

Jon, I need you to shave that beard. I can't see your pretty face. Thanks!

And The Emmy Goes To...

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS for VEEP

Finally, not an upset. I love how she has this guy holding her clutch for her in the background. It's too funny. He's feeding her lines during her speech. Im dying here!

Margo Martindale and Will Arnett are up next. They recap who won Outstanding Guest Actor and Actress in a Comedy Series last week at the Creative Arts Emmys.

Will tells Margo not to plug her own show and she straight up clowns him onstage. I can't breathe! I love Margo. They bring out the actress winner, Melissa Leo. Great day in the morning, what does Melissa have on. She looks like she's gonig to do a magic trick. Anyway, she presents:

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING IN A COMEDY SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

GAIL MANCUSO for MODERN FAMILY

They're already playing the music on her after 30 seconds. Shame.

Jimmy Kimmel and Sofia Vergara, who looks STUNNING, present:

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

JIM PARSONS for THE BIG BANG THEORY

I picked him to win. The Big Bang Theory is huge, and Jim does an amazing job. Congrats!

Special Tribute to Jean Stapleton, now. I like these. I wish we could have gotten one for Larry Hagman though.

I see the ever sexy Shemar Moore on my screen. I coud sop that man up with a biscuit, y'all.

Michael Douglas and Matt Damon present Sir Elton John. I love me some Elton. I saw him live a few years ago, and he was amazing. Elton says a few words about Liberace. He performs, as only he can.

We go back to Matt and Michael. They present:

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

And The Emmy Goes To...

LAURA LINNEY for THE BIG C HEREAFTER

Laura didn't show up...along with half of the other women in the category. Congrats to her!

A few actors from How I Met Your Mother do a montage about EHD (Excessive Hosting Disorder). We flash to Neil performing in his home w/a spotlight and background dancers. I'm cracking up. Oh Mercy, they just shaded Ryan Seacrest with all the trees in the Rainforest. If you need help for your EHD, you get it at the Ryan Seacrest Center for EHD. I can't breathe.

Connie Britton, who is wearing my grandmother's drapes, and Blair Underwood present:

OUTSTANDING WRITING IN A DRAMA SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

HENRY BROMELL for HOMELAND

Henry's wife accepts for him as he passed away earlier this year. I'm gonna go cry in a corner now. How truly sad.

Connie and Blair also present:

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

ANNA GUN for BREAKING BAD

Well, I wasn't expecting this one, but she deserves it. Anna's been putting in work on Breakind Bad for years. She thanks the usual suspects!

Jane Lynch is on stage to give Cory Monteith his special tribute.

We're back with Neil. He's been getting tweets about why there hasn't been a song and dance number. Ask and ye shall receive people. Neil is singing and dancing to "the number in the middle of the show". Nathan Fillion and Sarah Silverman join Neil for the number. Did we really need this nonsense? I could have used a tribute to Larry Hagman or Jack Klugman instead. Either way, Neil, Nathan and Sarah did a great job.

Mindy Kaling and Stephen Amell present:

Stephen is 7 kinds of SEXY...one for every day of the week.

OUTSTANDING REALITY COMPETITION PROGRAM

And The Emmy Goes To...

THE VOICE

I used to watch The Voice, but gave it up. It puts a good spin on the American Idol template.

More Shemar Moore as we go to commercial. No complaints from me.

Diahann Caroll and Kerry Washington present:

Kerry looks amazing and she's glowing. I love it! Diahann says the men are much more beautiful now than they were in her day. She also gives a speech about TV, Race and the times.

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

BOBBY CANNAVALE for BOARDWALK EMPIRE

What an upset! He was simply amazing on the show last year though! I'm toasting to this win!

Juliana Margulies and Dylan McDermott present:

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

JEFF DANIELS for THE NEWSROOM

UPSET ALERT!! I didn't expect this one either. Jeff is flawless on The Newsroom. I'm excited!

The Emmys are killing me with the music cutting people's speeches to fast. Let them speak!

We go into a montage about the Kennedy Assassination. I don't know what's happening. Don Cheadle is on stage now. He's giving a montage about the history of television.

Carrie Underwood performs.

Bob Newhart is on stage with the accountants. Jimmy Fallon presents:

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To....

CLAIRE DANES for HOMELAND

I was really pulling for Kerry Washington. I'm all kinds of upset. However, Claire Danes is amazing in Homeland. Congrats to her.

Emilia Clarke and Dean Morris talk about the Guest Actor and Actress in a Drama Series awards that were presented last week at the Creative Arts awards.

Dan Bucatinsky and Carrie Preston present:

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING IN A DRAMA SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

DAVID FINCHER for HOUSE OF CARDS

Whoa! A Netflix win. It's absolutely deserved, though. House of Cards is fire and it looks GREAT!

Jim Parsons and Bob Newhart present:

OUTSTANDING WRITING IN A VARIETY SERIES

Oprah makes a cameo in the nominee's video's. It's cute!

And the Emmy Goes To...

THE COLBERT REPORT

I love The Colbert Report. Sound win.

Newhart and Parsons also present:

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING IN A VARIETY SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

DON ROY KING for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Michael J. Fox gives a special tribute to Gary David Goldberg.

Neil Patrick Harris speaks about the Outstanding Choreography category. They show a montage about all the choreographers learning they're getting a cateogry announced on the big show. Neil naturally busts out in a sing and dance number. However, featured in the number are tributes to Game of Thrones, American Horror Story: Asylum, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory. I liked that they did the tributes to the shows. It was cool. 

Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum present:

OUTSTANDING CHOREOGRAPHY

I LOVE Heidi's dress. She looks awesome.

And The Emmy Goes To...

DEREK HOUGH for DANCING WITH THE STARS

He's truly shocked. Congrats!

Alyson Hannigan and Cobie Smulders present:

OUTSTANDING VARIETY SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To..

THE COLBERT REPORT

Stephen and crew head back up on stage to accept another award.

Edie Falco does the special tribute to James Gandolfini. I don't think I'm going to make it through this one without shedding a few tears.

Shemar Moore and all of his sexy is back. He's got Aana Faris and Allison Janney next to him. They'll be out to present next. Anna's dress needs to go back to where it came from. I won't even address her hair, because I literaly cannot. Anywho, the ladies present:

OUTSTANDING WRITING IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

And The Emmy Goes To...

ABI MORGAN for THE HOUR

She has such a cute English accent. She thanks the usual suspects.

The ladies also present:

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

And The Emmy Goes To...

JAMES CROMWELL.

James has been killing the game for years. Solid Win.

President of the Academy Bruce Rosenblum and Kaley Cuoco prance out on stage. I'm not sure how I fell abut Kaley's dress. Kevin Spacey swats the camera out his face for a little bit of comic relief. Thanks, Kevin. Bruce and Kaley are going on and on about their special programs and the such. Yawn. Now, they give us the "In Memoriam" montage.

Andre Brower and Mark Harmon present:

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

And The Emmy Goes To...

STEVEN SODERBERG for BEHIND THE CANDELABRA

Steven's a legend in this business. He gives a short speech and he's out.

The gentlement also present:

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

And The Emmy Goes To...

ELLEN BURSTYN for POLITICAL ANIMALS

Our first win for a one and done show this year. She's so cute, and she brought her granddaughter with her.

The big awards of the night are next. I'm excited to see who will win. I want Game of Thrones to take it away for Drama.

Bryan Cranston and Claire Danes stroll on stage. I was so busy being upset at Kerry not winning earlier I didn't even look at Claire's dress. I'm not here for it. They present:

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

And The Emmy Goes To...

MICHAEL DOUGLAS for BEHIND THE CANDELABRA

I still haven't seen this one, but I heard it was amazing. Michael said the award was a "two-hander". There's endless dirty jokes in there aobut this movie. Oh mercy, he just asked Matt Damon if he wanted "the bottom or the top". I just fell out, y'all. Speech of the Night!

Bryan and Claire also present:

OUTSTANDING MINISERIES OR MOVIE

And The Emmy Goes To...

BEHIND THE CANDELABRA

This one has been a big winner tonight. I really need to see it.

Shemar is back on my screen and I'm a happy girl. Ok, he just said the big awards are next. I forgot they are running over tonight!

Final awards of the night people. Will Ferrell and these beautiful children come out to present the awards. Will is wearing basketball shorts and t-shirt. Will is killing it up here.

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

MODERN FAMILY

I'm not surprised. I don't even know how many times I've typed Modern Family for this cateogory. However, when you're the best, you're the best. Congrats.

Will also presents:

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES

And The Emmy Goes To...

BREAKING BAD

I wanted Game of Thrones, but Breaking Bad is the bomb. I always love seeing a full cast on stage. Congrats to Breaking Bad.

Well folks, that's our broadcast! It's been an interesting evening to say the least. Leave me a line in the comments on your best and worst moments of the night. Until the next awards show people, I'll see y'all around.

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES