Poor Dr. Robin Scorpio-Drake (Kimberly McCullough). Like a female Odysseus, she risked everything to get home to her hubby and tyke, only to find out he's been busy porking all the new hires at General Hospital. A patient Penelope, Patrick (Jason Thompson) wasn't!
In Patrick's defense, he did think his beloved had been flame-broiled in that lab explosion. Still doesn't excuse him from screwing Britt (Kelly Thiebaud) in the hospital showers without so much as an Enduro condom betwixt them. Ick.
It's no wonder The Britch was almost able to pull off a Maury Povich-worthy baby con on the doc. Hey Patty, the next time your wife is presumed dead, wrap it up!
Britt may not have given Patrick a son, but with Sabrina (Teresa Castillo) puking and passing pregnancy tests left and right, is Drake Jr. about to hear the pitter-patter of little feet after all? Bree says she and the good doc used protection, but I am beginning to wonder if Patrick was never shown how to slip a rubber over a banana.
Meanwhile, Robin just rebuffed Patrick's desire to have another kid, in favor of spending more time with their little family of three. If Sabrina decides to tell Patrick she's pregnant, what will it mean for Scrubs?
I just hope Anna Devane (Finola Hughes) gets to kick somebody really soon. If Felix (Marc Samuel) doesn't stop being such a busybody, my vote will be for her to do a roundhouse on him. Sound off on the latest developments in the Robin/Patrick/Sabrina triangle in the comments!