Neil's (Kristoff St. John) fallen and he can't get up! Where's Life Alert when you need it?

Even when Noah (Robert Adamson) is in bed with a woman he's thinking of...

Hilary (Mishael Morgan) wanted to work out Devon's (Bryton James) knots.

Chelsea (Melissa Claire Egan) told Adam (Justin Hartley) to get Noah,  Victor (Eric Braeden) and Luca (Miles Gaston Villanueva).

Luca wanted Summer (Hunter King) to pop his cork, but his being her boss got in the way.

Chelsea and Adam, Devon and Hilary,  Noah and Marissa (Sofia Pernas) all hit the sheets.

Meanwhile, Ashley (Eileen Davidson) was getting a different kind of laid. Laid up in the hospital that is, as Dr. Neville (Michael E. Knight) and Stitch (Sean Carrigan) argued over her condition.