DAYS Spoilers: Eric Glazes Jennifer's Horton Donut Before Going to The Big House

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Melissa Reeves, Greg Vaughan

Say goodbye to hunky Eric Brady (Greg Vaughan). Sami's (Alison Sweeney) twin bro is pretty much the only Salemite criminal who has to pay for his crimes on Days of Our Lives. On Friday, April 15, Easy-On-The-Eyes-E is sentenced to prison. No, not for tax evasion; for getting plastered and smashing into Dead Doctor Dan (Shawn Christian), Brawny Brady (Eric Martsolf) and Pill-Poppin' Jennifer Rose (Melissa Reeves). 

While we're on the subject of Jen-Jen, at least the former newspaper reporter was patriotic enough to send Eric off to the Big House with a taste of her glazed Horton donut. Let's check out some more DAYS spoilers, shall we?

Rafe/Hope: The corrupt cops swap spit this week. On Thursday, Rafe (Galen Gering) tells Hope (Kristian Alfonso) he's in love with her. Is Fancy Face ready to move on after losing not one, but two hubbies last year? On another note, Hope confesses to Caroline (Peggy McCay) about offing Stefano (Joe Mascolo). Shouldn't Big Mama Brady already know that, as a member of the Psychic Soap Friends' Network?

Chad/Abigail/Ben: Since Abigail (Kate Mansi) is showing no sign of remorse over letting Ben (Robert Scott Wilson) burn like an Usher Raymond song, Chad has no choice but to seek out psychiatric help for his cute, little firebug of a bride. Will Marlena (Deidre Hall) be able to help Abby? Considering Mansi quit the soap like 72 months ago, that's likely a negative.

Nicole/Deimos: This whole "OMG, Nicole (Arianne Zucker) totally looks just like some dead chick the Brothers Kiriakis used to bang 30 years ago, even though Victor (John Aniston) was on screen and lusting after Diana Colville (Genie Francis) and never mentioned Nicole's resemblance to said dead chick while married to her" history retcon stuff continues this week. It's a good thing Deimos (Vincent Irizarry) is so hot. Viewers can pretty much suspend disbelief regarding anything connected to this swarthy, olive-skinned Lothario!

Patch/Kayla: Sweetness has come down with the same brain malady every third soap character ends up with whenever scribes run out of Red Bull in the writers' room. You guessed it — a subdural hematoma! I guess I should be grateful it isn't retrograde amnesia with brain lesions that cause a split personality.  Will Kayla (Mary Beth Evans) let Patch (Stephen Nichols) be there for her, as her brains threaten to ooze down out of her ears? 

Brady/Theresa: Mr. Black's date with his adorable baby mama is ruined by that mess of a girl, Summer (Marie Wilson)! I want Theresa (Jen Lilley) to snatch three knots into that con artist's behind. I know I sound like a broken record, but WHY couldn't Wilson be playing Sarah Friggin' Horton?!