Crazy Abigail (Marci Miller) was wandering around Salem U.S.A., dressed like the Wicked Witch from Emerald City, while peeping into folks' windows earlier this week on Days of Our Lives. Thank the Soap Gods she finally let her mama know she's alive. Maybe now Jennifer Rose (Melissa Reeves) can get back to writing a proper lede paragraph for The Spectator!
While the Deveraux women were reuniting, hunky, strappin', hairy-chested JJ (Casey Moss) was telling Chad (Billy Flynn) all about porking some random trick behind Gabi's (Camila Banus) back in Florida. Does anything good ever happen in Florida?
I'm not even gonna bother mini-recapping this whole "Chloe (Nadia Bjorlin) is carrying Nicole (Arianne Zucker) and Dead Daniel's (Shawn Christian) Rotten Egg" caper, because it's stupid AF and I just really don't wanna talk about it. Seriously, Dena? I was just praising you a few weeks ago! Watch the latest DAYS recap below.